Podcast Episode 13
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Facerocker Podcast is… still the Facerocker Podcast! Oh well!
Matt was gone for this one, but Logan and Brandon and Freddie discuss the underground railroad, Logan’s hearing, and the future of warfare, sex, and drugs in what ends up being probably the most comprehensible podcast we’ve ever recorded.
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Logan’s Mystery Box: http://youtu.be/d6h3x2cgqBQ
emm I live in sweden and we have a tax rate at 33% and if you earn over 30 000 SEK (4725 USD) you have to pay 50% at the money over 30000 so if you earn 35000 you will pay 33% of 30 and 50% out of 5 000
I feel like I should clarify a lil bit. These numbers are in Swedish Kronor per month.
But the tax rates stated here are still wrong. I pay only 27% and earn 29000SEK a month
Why does no one want to live in Australia!!!
giant man eating bugs…
but we eat those giant man eating bugs… though we dont ride kangaroos… we eat them too… AUSTRALIA!!!!
Back in soviet Russia Kangaroo’s eat and ride you!
hi
Too many DEADLY CREATURES
FEAR ME!
I guess you would expect a pet kangaroo too! You silly Americans… haha
I have a mate who’s mum had a pet roo, but I live in the bush
I should just get my gay brother to fuck all of you gay australians.
except you freddiew i love your vids.
You guys are assholes. Like the whole pinky rant. I like it though, that’s my sense of humor
Also 3 out of 5 comments posted, were by people named David. Pretty rad coincidence
C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!
I totally got the same image in my head when I heard about the underground railroad. Kind of why I hate history and excel at art and science…HISTORY LIES!
WHY ISN’T IT A RAILROAD !?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
I kinda liked Viper Cast for the podcast name. And you should force Jimmy to join the podcast next week.
Hey Freddie, I totally feel the same when it comes to drinking! My friends and I have more fun pulling all-nighters with lots of energy drinks and late night arcade runs. You just got ironically cooler!
There is actually a serious disconnect between pilots who fly the RPV’s (remotely piloted vehicles), and soldiers in the field. Guys who fly these aircraft in a 9-5 job and kill people or see other Americans get killed then get to go home and see their family. That disconnect can be psychologically dangerous and I think it’s important for future automated warfare.
Also I would totally bone GLADOS
it’s called “peta” not penta xD
I agree Logan. Paintball guns look retarded.
I just finished reading John Dies at the End, and while reading it, whenever John was talking, I imagined Logan talking.
how about new zealand?
Yay someone else noticed!!!
It was my comment last time pointing out there was another podcast named Rocket Jump. Only knew ‘cuz I searched it on iTunes. So shot Logan for noticing, what a legend.
these podcast are so interesting to listen to.. it feels like i am sitting here with them
One of our teachers used to always say stuff about “Sex, drugs, and rock n roll.”
Also, who hates the Filipinos? or vice versa.
if it wasn’t a health teacher… did the teacher get fired?
matt is been in a bunch of your freddiew2 videos…
I have the same thing as Logan. I wear hearing aids and everyone thinks I’m a dick when I first meet them.
That happens to me all the time cause i have hearing aids to JUST KIDDING I DONT HAVE HEREING AIDS AND YOU ARE A DICK.
What, like we don’t speak English in Ireland?
Ireland is “great craic”
OMG TWO CIANS.
I was just about to post how come you don’t come to Ireland. Didn’t know there was another facerocker in Ireland. Nevermind with my same name!
Also love how you were making fun of Logan about saying he’d give his pinky then be blind. You should get all of Logan’s quotes. He’s hilarious.
WHAA… My second name is Murphy…. 2 Cian M’s
What The Fuu-
I liked Logan until he said “paintball is for pussies.”
I beg to differ.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5yIVRejm2s&t=28s
Bahaha, Brandon, I appreciated the obligatory mention (no seriously, it does make things so much fun on my side).
The Logan + 3 daughters sitcom would be amazing. And hey, if you can’t train them not to be slutty, just… I dunno, invest in a chastity belt or something. It worked in Robin Hood, Men in Tights.
Also, I spent a few of my childhood years in Germany, and it’s awesome. But go to Bavaria, rather than Berlin or the surrounding areas. Berlin’s definitely an odd, acquired taste, whereas Bavaria is just beautiful scenically, the people are a little nicer, the food (especially dessert) is amazing, and there are awesome places to visit, like the Ludwig castles.
First of all I was so bummed when the recording just stopped during the Underground Railroad part. You just kind of shruged it off and were like “o, so we talked about that, and synths…”.
Anyways,
About the anti-RPG protection system, Israel’s Rafael made a 99.9% effective system that has already been proven in battle (last December).
Here is a link to a demo: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNqqtVA0igU
This rocks way more than that umbrella thing the US is still testing.
It’s Petabyte, then Exabyte.
Hey, by the way, did you know that there is a successful (But still experimental) regenerative treatment that can regrow up to fingers succesfully. Nothing bigger has been tested yet.
isn’t this the same podcast as the first one? Not that I’d know right now… seeing as none of the podcasts are working for me…
Its the same guys and the same stuff, they’re just changing the name and making a new site because Facebook apparently owns the word “Face” in any site. Or something. So yeah, same thing, just changing name/site eventually.
I know I’ve seen that Master Chief like helmet-in-testing for military in an article somewhere…
I think you guys should come down to Cape Coral Florida, I have always wanted to meet Freddie. If I got the chance to meet you guys I would freak out! I have always wanted to build things, which includes props, videos, Lego’s (haha), weapons, and anything you can think of. Today I actually bought a Survival Knife and now I can’t let go of it, I was going to eat dinner with it but my mom yelled at me.. And knifed aren’t made for soup.. Well anyways I am going to make a Twitter so I can try to contact you guys as much as possible and keep up the good work.
My Birthday is August 5 and meeting you guys wouldn’t be the worst present, lol.
“Its like Han Solo in carbonite, except for your dick.” I literally can’t breathe right now. So fucking hilarious. Also, I had seen a .gif of someone (a male) using one of those devices, and it was basically like a fleshlight and it plugged into a monitor that was basically an iPad, and whenever he thrust the woman’s breasts moved with it (it was like a Hentai or something), it was so weird. I’m not sure if its exactly what you’re talking about, but it does exist.
Also, there’s some awesome dinosaur exhibits at the St. Louis Science Center AND at the St. Louis Zoo… both are free! *nudge nudge*
Best.Podcast.So.Far.
you should come to scotland freddiew brandon and definitely logan !
Didn’t find anything about the device, though I did find a vid about a machine that can do virtual french kissing machine… which is still pretty goddam weird x]
Bring back favrussel but with what’s yo dicaprio
Do you thing that people will use viruses in teledildonics to make the inverse dildo to clamp shut in the middle?
To be honest, I was expect this to come out a month from now. My road trip just got a bit more interesting.
Sorry to bother you again, but you actually have more than 5 senses. You have 5 BASIC senses. But remember that pain, hot, cold, and other specifics are separate senses in and of themselves.
You know, I’ve posted three “know-it-all-like” comments. I feel like a douche now.
If you separate each sense into 4 complex senses then you do have 20 senses but losing sight would not cost you 1 sense it would cost you 4 so its still a bigger loss than a lot of people would want
Actually, Freddie, you’d be surprised how much American culture has embedded itself into South Korean culture. I don’t know about other Oriental Asian countries, but although S.K. used to be extremely prejudiced against “Western Devils”, S.K. actually accepts a lot of American style objects and cultures. For example, pop. Koreans got K-Pop from actual American Hip-Hop and Pop. Food. Many Koreans LOVE (LOVE) American food. There are actually many American-Style Fast Foods places in South Korea. So I beg to differ that all Asians are racist.
Actually, Freddie, you’d be surprised how much American culture has embedded itself into South Korean culture. I don’t know about other Oriental Asian countries, but although S.K. used to be extremely prejudiced against \Western Devils\, S.K. actually accepts a lot of American style objects and cultures. For example, pop. Koreans got K-Pop from actual American Hip-Hop and Pop. Food. Many Koreans LOVE (LOVE) American food. There are actually many American-Style Fast Foods places in South Korea. So I suggest your opinion that all Asians are racist.
“Suggest you change your opinion.”
That’s what I mean.
Sorry for duplicating.
Yes Logan! Paintball IS for pussies! xD
All the guys that play paintball seriously, like outside of stag-dos, wear this lame ribbed armour designed to make paintballs bounce off without bursting so it doesn’t count as a hit. So god damn girly.
No bull like that in airsoft, you get hit – you take the hit.
(You don’t take the hit I aim for somewhere more sensitive)
im with you, dont get me wrong i love paintball but i just take the hit and get it over with cause getting hit is what its all about if you dont get hit theres no game or fun.
Big Marijuana
Should check out \The Union\ though, got some interesting things to say about the marijuana drug war.
does any sexy girl want to fuck me and my dick.